Raccoon Iron On Patch - “Worse Directions” 3″ Spirit Animal Decal

Raccoon Iron On Patch for the Instinct-Driven Outsider

If you’re looking for a cute raccoon patch, this isn’t it. This raccoon iron on patch is built for people who don’t wait for permission, don’t follow the “official route,” and definitely don’t panic when the map is upside down. You trust instinct. You improvise. You get where you’re going even if the directions are a disaster, and that’s exactly why this patch hits different.

The “Worse Directions” raccoon is more than an animal graphic. It’s a mirror. Raccoons represent shadow work, adaptability, cunning, and the kind of survival intelligence that only shows up when things get weird. It’s the symbol of the person who keeps moving when others freeze, the person who looks lost but is secretly three steps ahead, the person who thrives in chaos because they’ve learned how to read between the lines.

This patch tells the world exactly who you are without you having to open your mouth.

Product Details:

✅ Material: 100% polyester

✅ Size: 3 inches (7.6 cm) in diameter

✅ Design: One-sided print featuring a raccoon with an upside-down map and a ranger hat

✅ Edges: Black with black stitching for rugged durability

✅ Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

This is the patch people see and immediately think, “Yeah… that tracks. They would have a raccoon.” Not because it’s adorable, but because it’s accurate.

Add it to your jacket, pack, or hat. Let the world know you’re not lost, you’re just following a path most people don’t have the guts to take.