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Wyld Peak

The Park Ranger Fears My Return Raccoon Hoodie

The Park Ranger Fears My Return Raccoon Hoodie

$48.95 USD
$48.95 USD
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The Raccoon Hoodie With a Rap Sheet

Some people see a raccoon stealing someone's sandwich and get annoyed. Others are quietly hoping he gets away with it. This raccoon hoodie is for the second group. And if you know someone who'd immediately side with the little bastard, you've probably found them a pretty good gift.

THE PARK RANGER FEARS MY RETURN gives one very ordinary snack thief a horror-movie reputation he absolutely hasn't earned. The hoodie itself keeps things comfortable with a brushed fleece interior, classic unisex fit and a pouch pocket for cold hands. Good for chilly camping mornings, everyday wear or just giving your wardrobe a slightly worse influence.

Choose from Black, Charcoal, Military Green, Forest Green, Navy and Purple. Have a proper look at the photos for your chosen colour, because the artwork has a different feel against each one.

Check the Fit Before You Order

This hoodie uses a classic unisex fit, so it's comfortable without being deliberately oversized. Compare the size guide with a hoodie you already own and like, particularly the chest width and body length.

A size chart graphic for Wyld Peak hoodies, showing a black hoodie with overlaid measurement lines for width, length, and sleeve length, plus a size table at the bottom with imperial and metric measurements.

If you prefer extra room or want to wear layers underneath, take that into account when choosing your size.

The main artwork is printed on the back. Check the product photographs and size selector before ordering.

Product Details

🔸 Heavy Blend pullover hoodie with brushed fleece interior

🔸 Large THE PARK RANGER FEARS MY RETURN raccoon back print

🔸 Vintage horror-comic artwork with cream and red lettering

🔸 Classic unisex fit with double-lined hood and matching drawcord

🔸 Front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband

🔸 Midweight cotton-polyester fleece

🔸 Six colours: Black, Charcoal, Military Green, Forest Green, Navy and Purple

Still supporting woodland criminals? Our WYLD Raccoon Society Pinback Button belongs on your backpack. Different raccoon, equally questionable judgement.

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