Permanent Malfunction T-Shirt - Glitch Performance Tee

Still Running. Technically.

Permanent Malfunction sounds funny until the day starts proving the shirt right.

Too many tabs open, not enough sleep, and something breaking right when you thought you were finally done. The Permanent Malfunction T-Shirt takes that slightly fried system-error energy and puts it on a lightweight 3.8 oz polyester performance tee.

The moisture-wicking fabric makes more sense once the day gets warm or you start moving, while the black shirt and muted glitch graphic keep it well clear of loud gamer merch. PosiCharge technology helps the fabric hold its colour, and the regular fit keeps it feeling like a normal T-shirt rather than specialised training gear.

Check the Fit Before You Order

This is a regular-fit performance tee, available in Black from XS through 4XL.

Compare the size guide in the product gallery with a T-shirt you already like rather than relying only on your usual letter size.

Product Details

🔸 100% polyester interlock

🔸 Lightweight 3.8 oz fabric

🔸 Moisture-wicking performance fabric

🔸 PosiCharge colour-retention technology

🔸 Regular fit

🔸 Set-in short sleeves

🔸 Tear-away label

🔸 Direct-to-film Permanent Malfunction graphic

🔸 Black

🔸 Sizes XS-4XL

🔸 Check the size guide before ordering

If the lightweight polyester setup matters more than the system failure, browse our Quick-Dry Polyester Hiking Shirts for more performance designs made for warmer, sweatier days.