Silent, Salty & Slightly Unstable Kraken Hoodie

Quiet Until the Kraken Has Had Enough

A foul-tempered Kraken with pale eyes, a wrinkled head and tentacles curling in every direction. Underneath, SILENT. SALTY. SLIGHTLY UNSTABLE. in big, weathered lettering. It's hard to fault the self-awareness. The whole thing has that old sea-monster illustration feel, only this one's clearly had enough of everyone. We put it on the back. Seems fair to give people some warning.

The faded olive-gold artwork stands out against Black, while Navy gives it a slightly more subdued look. Underneath is a Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie with a classic unisex fit, brushed fleece inside and a front pouch pocket. It's the sort of layer we'd reach for on a cold morning, a coastal road trip or a day when making conversation is entirely optional. Check the photos for your chosen colour, because the print looks a little different against each one.

Check the Fit Before You Order

Available in Black and Navy. Check the size selector for the currently available sizes.

This hoodie uses a classic unisex fit, so don't assume it's cut like your usual women's or men's hoodie. Compare the size guide with one you already own and like, particularly across the chest and body length. If you prefer extra room for layers, allow for that when choosing.

Product Details

🔸 Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend pullover hoodie

🔸 Vintage-style Kraken with pale eyes and curling tentacles

🔸 Distressed SILENT. SALTY. SLIGHTLY UNSTABLE. lettering

🔸 Centred back print in muted olive-gold and cream tones

🔸 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece, approximately 8 oz/yd²

🔸 Classic unisex fit with a double-lined hood and drawcord

🔸 Front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband, available in Black and Navy

Prefer your strange creatures on a lighter layer? We've also got the Neon Zombie Skull Mountain Graphic T-Shirt. Different monster, same questionable taste. It's a separate garment with its own fit and sizing, so check the details before ordering.