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Wyld Peak

Not Friendly May Bite Graphic Hoodie

Not Friendly May Bite Graphic Hoodie

$56.50 USD
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A Fairly Reasonable Request, Really

There's one small problem with wearing NOT FRIENDLY. DO NOT TOUCH. MAY BITE. across your chest. Sooner or later, somebody's going to stop you to talk about it. Which rather defeats the purpose. Still, we like a warning label with a sense of humour, especially one that doesn't need a cartoon character or another ten lines of sarcasm to get the point across. It's mostly a joke. The not touching part seems fair enough.

Person wearing a navy hoodie with text at a scenic location

Black looks suitably unwelcoming, while Sandstone is almost disarmingly friendly until you read the front. We rather like that contrast. It's a straightforward pullover hoodie with a kangaroo pocket for cold hands and a message that's best appreciated with a little distance. No elaborate outfit required, and you don't actually have to dislike people to enjoy the joke. Have a look at your chosen colour before ordering.

Check the Fit Before You Order

Available in sizes XS through 5XL, with six colour options: Army, Black, Classic Navy, Grey Heather, Maroon and Sandstone.

This hoodie is listed as a relaxed unisex fit, but compare the size guide with one you already own and like, particularly across the chest and body length. Don't rely on your usual letter size alone. If you prefer a roomier fit or want to wear another layer underneath, allow for that when choosing.

Product Details

🔸 Not Friendly May Bite graphic pullover hoodie

🔸 Bold NOT FRIENDLY. DO NOT TOUCH. MAY BITE. front print

🔸 Large white lettering with a clean, warning-style layout

🔸 Hood with drawcord

🔸 Front kangaroo pocket

🔸 Six garment colours, including Black, Army and Classic Navy

🔸 Available in sizes XS-5XL

Like the warning but don't always need a hoodie? The Not Friendly Do Not Touch May Bite T-Shirt delivers the same questionable manners with short sleeves. It's a different garment with its own fit and colour options, so check those before ordering.

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