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Wyld Peak

Not Friendly Do Not Touch May Bite T-Shirt

Not Friendly Do Not Touch May Bite T-Shirt

$26.50 USD
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Apparently the Hint Wasn't Landing

There's always someone who sees you sitting alone, enjoying five minutes of peace, and decides what you really need is a conversation. Headphones in, minding your own business. Doesn't matter.

“NOT FRIENDLY. DO NOT TOUCH. MAY BITE.” Big white lettering across the front. We could've added a mountain or a smiling animal to make it more approachable, but that seemed to defeat the purpose.

Most days, it's a joke. Every so often, you'd quite like people to read the shirt and carry on walking.

Check the Fit Before You Order

Available in sizes XS through 5XL, with 15 colour options.

Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already own and like. Pay attention to the chest width and length, especially if you're between sizes or prefer a particular fit.

Product Details

🔸 Short-sleeve Not Friendly graphic T-shirt

🔸 “NOT FRIENDLY. DO NOT TOUCH. MAY BITE.” front print

🔸 Large, bold white lettering

🔸 Clean, text-only design

🔸 15 colour options

🔸 Sizes XS-5XL

Same message, more coverage? We've got the Do Not Touch Hoodie too. Or have a look through our Outdoor Streetwear T-Shirts for more everyday gear with a bit of personality.

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