• Black long-sleeve shirt with white text on a wooden surface
  • A person wearing a navy blue long-sleeve t-shirt with bold white text that reads 'NOT FRIENDLY DO NOT TOUCH MAY BITE', photographed outdoors on a gravel path with greenery in the background.
  • A woman wearing a black long-sleeve t-shirt with a bold white graphic that reads 'NOT FRIENDLY DO NOT TOUCH MAY BITE' stands on a suspension bridge outdoors with trees in the background.
  • A woman seen from behind wearing a black long-sleeve t-shirt with 'WYLD PEAK' printed in white on the back, set against a desert landscape with mountains and a blue sky.
  • Man wearing a black long-sleeve shirt with Wyld Peak logo, size guide on the right.
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Wyld Peak

Not Friendly Do Not Touch Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Unisex

Not Friendly Do Not Touch Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Unisex

$35.50 USD
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Not Friendly. Do Not Touch. May Bite.

There isn’t much hidden meaning here.

The Not Friendly Do Not Touch Long Sleeve puts the warning right across the front, finished with a “May Bite” for anyone who felt the first four words still left too much room for interpretation.

A woman wearing a black long-sleeve t-shirt with a bold white graphic that reads 'NOT FRIENDLY DO NOT TOUCH MAY BITE' stands on a suspension bridge outdoors with trees in the background.

It’s blunt, slightly antisocial and easy to wear without turning the whole thing into a costume or novelty shirt. Throw it on for cooler days, road trips, camp, travel or ordinary life when your social battery is already looking for the exit.

This is an everyday graphic long sleeve rather than technical outdoor gear. The forest looks good behind it, but that doesn’t magically turn it into a performance layer.

Check the Fit Before You Order

This style runs smaller than usual, so check the size guide before choosing. If you’re between sizes or prefer a little more room through the body and sleeves, sizing up is the safer call.

Choose from Black, Maroon, Purple, Forest Green and Navy, in sizes S through 2XL.

Product Details

🔸 Unisex long-sleeve T-shirt

🔸 “Not Friendly / Do Not Touch / May Bite” front print

🔸 Classic fit

🔸 Runs smaller than usual

🔸 Ribbed cuffs

🔸 Five colour options

🔸 Sizes S-2XL

🔸 Check the size guide before ordering

Want the same warning with more warmth? The Do Not Touch Hoodie is the heavier option.

If long sleeves are already more commitment than the weather deserves, the Not Friendly Tee keeps the same attitude in a lighter short-sleeve version.

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